Alex Alemi
Cornell Physics Graduate Student
E-mail: ude.llenroc@442aaa
Office: 425A PSB

Below is a rap that Corky Wharton, Matt Bierbaum, et al, wrote and I performed for the 2009 Christmas Party at the Cornell Physics Department.

Its commonly accepted that Paul Dirac was not a vampire. What this rap presupposes is that maybe he was?

Yo, its Diracula and I've got something to say 
	Better listen close cause sometimes my teeth get in the way.

Of my rappin', but never my mathin'
	Gonna work it strong, gonna make these monopoles happen.

Regardless of how you feel about me
	and my strings with length semi-infinity
Respect my proclamation 
	cause you find just one and you got charge conservation 

So let me take you on a Quantum Leap like Scott Bakula 
	Rocking you out with my spectacular vernacular
Amazing math, wunda of the undead 
	Blazin' through complex formulae in my head.

Classified by Linnaeus as Mathematica Rex
	I'm peacin' out
	watch your equations and watch your necks.

Diracula Out

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